i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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