That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
so let's talk penis.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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