TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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