I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
The feeling are messing with the penis
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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