it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize