i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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