did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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