Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
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