They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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