i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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