Just fell off a train. Bad.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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