Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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