He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Did you pee in the oven last night??
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize