Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
