wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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