You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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