i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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