All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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