Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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