Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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