If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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