Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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