K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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