That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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