I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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