Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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