i used baking grease as lip gloss
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
