You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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