Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Acid is not a monday night drug
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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