I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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