So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
