you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He's a Shit stain on my heart
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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