She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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