I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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