i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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