I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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