I think i sorta joined a cult last night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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