Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize