idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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