Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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