There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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