Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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