it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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