Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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