you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
i out mim tonsoeep
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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