Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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