idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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