His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Nobody cheats on THIS.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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