Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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