he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
