: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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