After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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