I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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